If I became One Direction's stylist

• me: omg hi how are you
• one direction: good thanks, you alright?
• me: yes omfg are you kidding me i'm great
• one direction: okay that's good
• me: yeah i know
• one direction:
• me:
• one direction:
• me:
• one direction: so are you going to get our clothes ready
• me: oh yeah of course *awkwardly walks over to closet*
• me: so uh i was thinking louis should change it up a little bit and wear stripes
• me: harry maybe you should wear that blazer jacket thing
• me: niall you should wear that polo cause you look like sex in it
• me: um.. zayn wear that cool jacket with the letter on the arm ok
• me: liam you get that like plaid shirt thingy
• one direction:
• me:
• one direction:
• me:
• one direction: you only applied for the job to see us undress huh
• me: yolo